THE ANNOUNCEMENT
Upon A Burning Body are bringing back the "Everything Is Heavier In Texas Tour," their yearly December run that never leaves the state line *†. Right now that's genuinely all there is — the announcement exists, the routing does not. No dates, no cities, no venues, no support acts have been shared *†.
THE DETAILS
- The Texas groove metal band have confirmed a new edition of the annual "Everything Is Heavier In Texas Tour" *†
- The run stays exclusively inside Texas — no out-of-state dates *
- Historically a December run, and this one is billed the same way †
- Specific dates, cities and venues have not been released *†
- No support acts announced yet *†
- No on-sale or presale information has surfaced *
- The PRP reported the announcement on August 26, 2026 *
WHY IT MATTERS
ANNIVERSARY — this is a tradition, not a product launch, and a band planting a flag in their home state every December is worth more than another nationwide van slog. What's odd here is the announcement landing months out with literally nothing attached: no cities, no venues, no openers, just the promise that it's happening again.